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What’s the
easiest way to tell if a potential date shares your thoughts on
cerebral competence? Ask them.
This year,
we’ve taken it upon ourselves here at the Honors College to provide
you some clever, not-so-clever and definitely cheesy pick-up lines
to help you filter out the intellectually strong from the sea of
potential mates.
1.
Are you a dementor? Cause you take my breath
away.
2.
You must be made of fluorine, iodine, and neon, cause damn,
you're FINe!
3.
For Harry Potter Fans: "If I were to look in the Mirror of
Erised, I'd see the two of us together."
4.
You must be the square root of two, cause
you're makin’ me feel irrational.
5.
I wish I was adenine so I could be paired with U.
6.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I
could be wrapped around your heart.
7.
Baby, you look sweeter than
3.141592653589.....
8.
Is your name WiFi? Because I’m feeling a
connection.
9.
Is there a science classroom nearby, or am I
just sensing the chemistry between me and you?"
10.
I need some answers for my math homework.
Quick. What’s your phone number?
11.
Let’s have a book club meeting for two. Because I’m checking
you out!
12.
If I were writing an essay on your beauty, I wouldn’t need to
double-space or increase the margin sizes to satisfy the minimum
page requirement.
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